An Ode to my Vagina

Dear vagina,

I would like to give thanks for all that you are

For how much you’ve put up with

It’s a lot so far

But I’ve dismissed you

All of this time

I didn’t know how much I liked you

Until one fateful night

As I lay on my back,

Staring at the ceiling

I found myself getting bored,

Craving ‘that’ particular feeling

As my fingers traced down over my scarred flat chest,

I feel the blood start to rush,

Making me twitch and clench

Up and down, right to left,

my index and middle fingers dance

I feel smooth, soft, ridged and wet

My pink lips part

I feel the wrinkles and folds

Moving around in circles

The pleasure grows

How on earth could just me be making this feeling?

A simple swirl of the digits has me literally creaming??

I took this rare moment to stall and pause for a sec

To appreciate this body and particular set of lips

Faced adversity and hate from countless bigots

Asking why I have one when my facial hair is thick

A deeper voice, my masculinity

Has people so confused they just can't believe

A man like me, so simple to see

Has something they’ve dreamt about personally

Straight men crave it yet never with me,

Gay men fear it for it challenges their “identity”

No one is pleased it seems!

Well except the devoted FTM kink community

But I’m more than a fetish, a toy, a prize

Not something to check off in the experiences of life

I’m sick and tired of my vagina being hated

To think only cis females have vaginas is way too out-dated

So I challenge you dear reader, whoever you are

To think carefully about what you’ve been told and especially about who you are

Vaginas are wonderful!

If that’s not your thing,

that is also okay!

You’re allowed to think what you think.

But don’t come on Grindr and tell me dumb sh*t

That I can’t be a man and also have a clit

My vagina is sexy,

sensual

soft

Ridged

Tight

My vagina makes me and others feel just right.

So dear vagina, thank you immensely

For bringing me endless orgasms and amazing sensitivity

I love how you feel

(And others have no complaints)

So this ode is to you

You have my biggest thanks.

Thank you so much for all of the pleasure

And here’s to the future

Getting wrinkly together ;)